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Masked Halloween Party Joke

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. Wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good [...]

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Not Tonight Ladies Tshirt

Not Tonight Ladies Tshirt

Sorry ladies not tonight. Didn’t you read my T-Shirt? I’m just here to drink.

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Laughing horse joke

A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,”What’s the deal with the jar of money?” “Well”, the bartender says,”I’ve got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. You put a twenty [...]

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