Cleaning Slippers
Don’t bend over to clean! Be lazy and be proud with these cleaning slippers. Get yourself a pair, get the kids a pair and keep everyone cleaning just by walking!
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Zombie are no match for me, I drink their blood
Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things to have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood.
Read MoreRain you are no match for my Ninja Umbrella
Used by the samurais before me. Passed down by my ancestors. Full of the wisdom of the ancients. With this umbrella, I will defeat the rain, and I will bring honor to my family and dry clothes to my home.
Read MoreBook Telling Cute Animals What’s What
Finally…a book like this telling cute, adorable, wide-eyed things what’s what. You don’t own this world!.. and you’re not the boss of me!!!! Now stop staring at me with those great big doe eyes!!!
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