Rain you are no match for my Ninja Umbrella

ninja umbrella

Used by the samurais before me. Passed down by my ancestors. Full of the wisdom of the ancients. With this umbrella, I will defeat the rain, and I…

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Book Telling Cute Animals What’s What

F U, Penguin

Finally…a book like this telling cute, adorable, wide-eyed things what’s what. You don’t own this world!.. and you’re not the boss of me!!!! Now stop staring at me…

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Chocolate Covered Strawberries

These chocolate covered strawberries need to stop looking so sexy and get in my mouth.

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