Blonde Joke
A blonde is very distraught because she fears her husband Jake is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The week later she comes home to find Jake in bed with a another woman.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
Jake jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ”Shut up…you’re next!”