Zombie are no match for me, I drink their blood

zombie blood

Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things to have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood.

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Rain you are no match for my Ninja Umbrella

ninja umbrella

Used by the samurais before me. Passed down by my ancestors. Full of the wisdom of the ancients. With this umbrella, I will defeat the rain, and I…

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Chocolate Covered Strawberries

These chocolate covered strawberries need to stop looking so sexy and get in my mouth.

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