Delivering a Baby Joke
Doctor Williams went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity.
When Dr. Williams arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, Dr. Williams lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
Dr. Williams then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
“Hit him again,” the 5-year-old said. “He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”