A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wife in bed with another man. “Get over it, buddy,” he said. “It’s not the end…
Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things to have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood.
Used by the samurais before me. Passed down by my ancestors. Full of the wisdom of the ancients. With this umbrella, I will defeat the rain, and I…
Finally…a book like this telling cute, adorable, wide-eyed things what’s what. You don’t own this world!.. and you’re not the boss of me!!!! Now stop staring at me…
Awzim